The Queen of Squirt Pissing

In my opinion she is unquestionably the Queen of squirt and this scene is major proof. The power, distance and volume is incredible.

Thank you Holly Kiss. And thanks for the memory of you walking down the street in that very classy dress with your stocking tops showing. Heaven!

The wet patch check

For those of you that are members, you may have noticed I have on occasions of late been asking our ladies to do a "wet patch check". The idea is the girl pulls her knickers forward, away from and fully exposing her pussy, in order that we can check if she does indeed have a damp patch in her knickers.

It's not always visible but we do get the occasional gem like this one with Faye Taylor doing the honours. Either way its a pretty sneaky way to get another look at the girl's pussy post pee, and that has to be a good thing right?

There have been a number of comments on here about natural looking girls, no tattoos, no plastic breasts, no hair extensions etc. Well it has just occured to me that Faye is a mighty fine example of the natural specimin of lady with a very tidy pussy as well. In fact she's just plain gorgeous and pees like a race horse!!

Yep, that's damp!

Chessie Kay held open

For those that hadn't seen it, I wanted to share this gem with Chessie Kay holding her pussy wide open so she can pee more cleanly and I guess quickly. There's also something about her final facial expression that really shows how relieved she was to finally be able to pee. A star performance!

Open up and say ah!

Near orgasmic relief!

Phone box time!

Very few girls have the nerve or just plain naughtiness to agree to a scene like this one. I know I've asked enough times to know that the answer is almost without exception "no!" Lolly Badcock did it years ago but I can't remember another since.

Enter the phenomenon that is Tina Kay. This girl is the real deal. I was talking to her a while ago and she was bemoaning the lack of real porn stars "that won't do this or won't do that." Her view is that as a porn star she will do absolutely everything, its just a matter of price. Very nicely put in my opinion! Well I didn't have to pay her any extra, she just loves doing this kind of stuff. You can see the thrill on her face during the scene. I was crapping myself as car after car and 2 pedestrians walked right past us but the amazing Tina was oblivious. What a girl, great scene!

Oh my God! Just stunning

As I was filming this from the bushes the other side of the road I could feel my chest tightening, not to mention my trousers. What a sight! Aruba is simply amazing to look at, such purity of beauty which really does improve as she exposes her pussy in public and pisses. And she can seriously piss btw!

I was impressed by the way she was able to stop between traffic, but mainly by her beauty. Check out the last picture of a close up of her face. She could easily be a top end model

"Don't cross the streams!"

Maybe Tina Kay and new debutant Faye Taylor never saw Ghostbusters or maybe they remember the film and what happened when streams were crossed? Either way, the sheer fun these two were having when we were filming this is a joy to watch! Tina also ended up with a dirty, mud splattered arse, not the first time she's had a dirty arse this year btw ;-)

We were sitting in the pub you can just about see behind the hedge a few moments before, where Tina had been teesing the locals with a few not too subtle flashes of her un-knickered pussy. Lord knows what the guys outside thought was going on our side of the hedge after that display!

The Desperation Game part 3

So in this part Ayla Skye is still ploughing her way through the jug of paper slips with the forfeits. These included showing us her bottom with cheeks pulled apart and show us your whole body. This was a little bit shaming I guess but really all she wanted to do was be allowed to pee!

The Desperation Game part 2

In this installment Holly finally pulls the "Now you can pee!" slip. You can see how happy she is in the first picture! Notice also how she blasts said slip of paper towards me with her jet of pee!!!

Sneakypee presents The Desperation Game

Many of you will remember the tv show The Generation Game. Well I was thinking about this and Holly's deperation blow job challenge from last year. I came upon the idea of creating something that kept the girls desperate to the point of pain, but then made them go through various forfeits and challenges with the possibility of being allowed to pee at anytime. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "The Desperation Game".

Each girl has a pot in front of her with little bits of paper with the forfeits written on them. They take it in turns to take out a piece of paper, read it aloud, then complete the task. Included in the pot is the "now you can pee" slip, but obviously they don't know which is which. The game could be over in moments if they are lucky, but could take a long time if they are unlucky, which I guess is where the jeopardy angle comes in. To give you an idea of some of the forfeits, here are what I have so far;

"Show us your breasts"
"Show us your bottom"
"Show us your pussy with your knickers pulled out in front of you"
"Describe your desperation right now"
"Remove an item of clothing"

Easy so far right? Here's a few more..................

"Jump on the spot 10 times"
"Do 10 squats"
"The other girl must lick your breasts for 30 seconds"
"The other girl must lick your pussy for 30 seconds"
"Drink another glass of water"

Some more? Here goes....................

"The other girl must press your bladder for 30 seconds"
"Show us your bottom with cheeks spread apart"
"Show us your pussy with the lips pulled wide apart"
"Give a blow job or hand job or receive a 5 minute penalty"
"Have a man pee on you or receive a 10 minute penalty"

The first of these games went live today, and I hope you'll enjoy them. I have already shot another one and hope to do several more before I hang up the camera for the year. 

Below are pictures of Holly Kiss and Ayla Skye's forfeits before they were allowed to pee. I'll post a few of the pee pictures later this week. Oh and Ayla's torment went on for much longer than Holly's!

Holly jumping on the spot; she said she was pretty sure she leaked!

Ayla showing the pussy straight out

Ayla causes Holly some bladder distress!

Holly dives in!

It was meant to be a forfeit not enjoyable!!!

Holly gets Ayla back

The squats caused Ayla much distress!

Introducing Skye

Skye is one of our new girls this year and one of the most naturally beautiful we've had in a long long time. I usually try and avoid woods or fields as I think its just a bit too easy, a cop out if you will, for a pee producer to not bother being somewhere more risky and urban.

With Skye however I thought her "wood nymph" kind of look lended itself to this environment. Oh and she can certainly pee!!